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If I had won

If I had won P249,005,120.40

In the first 72 hours alone, I would buy a  Jaguar XK for P3.6 million; buy two houses in Baguio – one to live in and the other to put up a bed & breakfast, for a total cost of about P15 million; open a trust fund for four very beloved kids worth P5 million each; buy or build a P5 million home for my mom; buy one family-car type van, one car for my sweetie, and one for me (where I’ll promptly put up the bumper sticker “My other car is a Jag, bitch!”) all for about P3 million; and start up a foundation for impoverished people from my province with an initial endowment of P2.4 million.

If I did my sums right, that’d leave me with 200 million pesos and change.

They’ll need that money to cure me from the nervous breakdown I suffer upon learning that I won the fucking lotto!!!

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4 Responses

  1. BrianB says:

    I think a Jaguar would cost more than that. Taxes are over 100 per cent. Where did you get that 3.6 million price point?

  2. shiro says:

    3.6M… too low for a Jaguar here. unless it’s a used Jag. or unless you get it from the smugglers in Subic. 😛

  3. BrianB says:

    I think Jaguar cars cost at least 20 million. Rich Filipinos are so rich.

  4. rom says:

    brianb: i got the price from the website i linked to. and i guess you and shiro got to be right about how much it costs, but, what the hey! i won the lotto, right?! LOL! Don’t I just wish.

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