I write better when I smoke. Don’t ask me to reduce it to a science.

Marilyn she ain’t

Lindsay Lohan sat for a photo shoot with Bert Stern, the guy who also did a photo shoot with Marilyn Monroe six weeks before she died. That last shoot has come to be known as “the last sitting.” Now, with Lohan, Stern recreates Monroe’s shoot, pose for pose.

Good idea? meh. Marilyn she ain’t.

Here’s the real deal:

And here’s the junkie drunk starlet.

First off, Marilyn’s skin is like ivory. It’s decadence made sensuous flesh. Lohan’s skin looks like my grandfather’s bald mottled head. Ew.

And just look at Marilyn’s hourglass figure. She was perfect even before Photoshop. Lohan, on the other hand, looks like a pottery class project gone horribly wrong. Even after being ‘shopped to death. Double ew.

And of course, Marilyn looks like a goddess. Lindsay looks like a lush. Oh wait. She is.


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6 Responses

  1. cvjugo says:

    Someone commented that she’s a bit saggy for her age.

  2. BrianB says:

    Everyone suspects her breasts are fake, but looking at this photos, I doubt that.

  3. rom says:

    brianb: i agree. silicon puppies stay upright even when the lady is on her back. real ones kinda spread out. take a gander at the 2nd photo of lohan, on her back and playing with her necklace. her booby is, like, all over the place.

  4. shiro says:

    it’s the drugs, i tell you, the drugs. you should always stick to the organic stuff man….

  5. Bencard says:

    i like best the flash a-la sharon stone. wow! beats viagra , lol.
    (hope no minors are reading this).

  6. Dillan says:

    lindsay lohan looks like somone threw shit at her through a screen door.

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