I write better when I smoke. Don’t ask me to reduce it to a science.


I had a dream that I traveled back in time and ended up killing my great-great-great-great-grandmother (quite by accident, thank you very much). In that distant time, the person great-great-great-great-grandfather fell in love with me and, apparently according to the custom of that time, boinked me without my consent. At that point, kicking and screaming, I woke up.

How could that scenario have played out?

One: I could have stayed in that distant time and eventually become my own great-great-great-great-grandmother.

Two: I could have returned to the present, a second after I had left, preggers (whoa! empty oven one second, a bun in the oven the next!!!).

Three: I could have killed myself in that distant time, thereby erasing my future great-great-great-great-grandchildren.


But then, how could I have survived to be raped in the first place?

One: A Novikov situation, where the I was always my great-great-great-great-grandmother and the woman I killed – who I thought was my great-great-great-great-grandmother – wasn’t.

Two:  If the woman I killed was truly my great-great-great-great-grandmother, then her death spawned an entire alternate universe where I step into her shoes and have a great-great-great-great-granddaughter who isn’t me.

Three: Killing my great-great-great-great-grandmother didn’t affect the future at all.


on a totally unrelated note: CLOVERFIELD!




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  1. shiro says:

    thanks for warping my mind this afternoon… too much Banality (white wolf player, you should know what that means)… hahaha!

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